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Cool Stuff:

The "I eat Kiwi" t-shirt In fond memory of the Pat Hetic video, we have stamped his kiwi quote on a white t-shirt and have it sweetly for sale. Give in to the patheticity of it all! All this for a price you can afford! Pure delight!

The "I eat Kiwi" button A bright button featuring Pat Hetic, a kiwi background, and the words, "i eat kiwi". Colorful, crisp, and very pathetic - you got to have one! A collectable for $1.30! Genius!

The "Bizarre Brothers: First Collection" DVD After making 100 videos, we collected 26 videos and made our very own official DVD. Designed by the talented Sarah Sturtevant, the DVD includes 20 skits, 4 monologues, and 2 music videos, plus a special feature. All this for the jolly price of $8.75! Amazing!

Gardner-themed PostCard Postcards say so much. Here's a postcard featuring Daniel and David as two lovely cupids, holding bright red hearts and smiling for the camera. What's not to like? For 90 cents! Stunning!

Homie the Homeschooler PostCard The Homie the Homeschooler video showcased the newest fashion fad to hit the streets, and this postcard gurantees: dress like him and you'll be cool! For 85 cents! Seriously!

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